AISubs v3.7
SOBA-KUN!!!!!
Can I start?
Of course!
As soon as I woke up!
Well, I'm hungry now.
Thank you!
Today's menu is "Wanko-soba" (dog meat soba)
Ahhh!
It's a good one!
Me, too!
I'm so happy you're saying it now!
I'm passionate about cat food.
Toshimitsu, you used to eat it a lot, didn't you?
I used to say "I'm gonna eat it all!"
Uh-huh.
What about you, Ryo-kun?
I couldn't eat it much.
In those days, I ate about 65.
Yeah...
And "wanko-soba" is...
better when you can eat lots of it, right?
Yeah, it is.
Well, I think it's pretty common on YouTube,
but there's a project where you can do your best if you have a really cute girl next to you, right?
If a girl says, "You can do better, right? Do your best!" and is next to you,
I thought, "Well, I guess I'll eat a little more," and I thought I could do a lot more than I usually do.
That's true.
Does that mean we can call a beautiful woman, too?
Next week, right?
Next week, huh?
There's someone who was next to me last time, right?
There's a theory that she was beautiful in the first place, right?
No, she was an old woman.
She was a beautiful old woman, too.
She was always an old woman.
She's a beautiful old woman, but you don't know which one she is, do you?
Actually, there's a theory that Toshimitsu really likes old women and works really hard, right?
I see.
So this time, I'd like to meet the conditions, and I'm calling a really cute girl next week, so I'd like you to look forward to it.
This week, I'm going to keep it normal or zero- based.
It's okay for a woman to be zero-based, isn't it?
Is it okay for you to feel rude?
You can't say it, can you?
You can't say, "I'm angry at that person," or anything like that, can you?
I don't think it's a bad idea.
We're a rude group, so we called someone who said, "Is that okay?" and said, "Okay."
This time, I called ugly people.
No, I can't say anything.
Then, ugly people, please come in.
Hello.
One, two...
UGLY PEOPLE!
Ta-da!
I'm not ugly!
I've seen you in a video before, but you're younger than me.
Don't call me "demon"!
Please forget that you're ugly.
Until you're full, you can enjoy the dog food.
It's delicious.
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for having me.
Can you do it properly?
Don't oil yourself!
Hey!
Don't oil yourself!
What?
Where is the one who oils himself?
I'm here.
This way.
You're older than me, so you're right.
My dog food...
Shut up!
Why?
Dog food party!
Don't shake it! It'll go in!
Enjoy it!
Okay!
Dog food...
How can I say it?
Start!
Okay!
Let's get started!
Wow! That's a lot of bango soba!
It might be a lot.
It looks so good!
Delicious!
It's good to eat with both hands!
Eat up!
There's a difference of eating in the main house.
There is.
When it's dangerous, we eat a lot.
Eat up!
Look at me, I'm eating a lot.
I'm just cheering you up!
I won't say "eat up" or "eat up" so don't worry about me.
I'm scared of you.
I just posted a lot of things on both sites.
Eat up!
I'm not biting you at all.
Eat up!
That's a lot of bango soba!
It might be a lot.
Last time and this time, it was 15g, right?
On the internet, right?
Last time and this time, it's the same amount.
The main house is more complicated.
It's about half of this.
Last time, it was about 100g or 65g.
The score is not very helpful.
The pace is slowing down.
Eat up!
Look at me and eat up!
Eat up!
You're cute!
I like you!
Thank you!
I found a boyfriend!
I might like you.
I like you because you like meat.
You like me because you like meat, right?
You're good at talking!
Don't say it!
What's your name?
Me?
Don't answer me!
You're annoying!
Answer me now!
My name is...
Baker.
You're annoying!
Is that your name?
40th cup!
This is?
Your 40th cup!
42nd cup!
Don't make me mad!
You're mean!
You're strict!
You're working harder than you did last time!
You're definitely a beauty queen!
Verification complete!
Congrats!
You're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong!
You're the ugly one!
You're definitely the ugly one!
I can't catch up with you, you're 50 years old!
You're 50 years old!
You're terrible!
My hands are dirty!
Ah! You finally fell!
I killed you and you fell!
It can't be helped!
You're so strong!
You're the type of person who takes off your socks and shoes at home.
Look at me!
Look! Your heel is off!
You're wearing it even if you can't see it!
You can see it too much, don't you?
That's right! Practice like that!
Eat and practice!
Hey!
I'm sure you won't be able to eat it normally.
Ah, terrible!
If you think you're cute, you can eat it, can't you?
No, I'm not cute!
Say it 10 times if you think you're cute!
Cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute...
Ugly!
Your 70th cup!
You already ate your 70th cup!
I got this one
Stop!
Huh?
Stop production 70 cups
70 cups
But it's amazing
Isn't it amazing?
Thank you for your hard work
It can't be helped
Cup?
The first reward is...
I'm done too
Shoshimi-san is done too!
Why?
The timing is bad
Maybe...
If it's cute, I want to make it look cool
But it doesn't make sense
So, it's been a rare and fun project for Tokai
So please look forward to it!
It's only fun!
Get out of my way!
Meow!
He's the worst
He's like Isogin-chan
Ta-dah!
I'm used to it
It's been a week!
Yes!
It's started!
While you guys were boiling the noodles,
Hajime-shachou was doing something similar
What?
He was doing something like lifting a bottle
Ah, he was doing it!
Yes
So...
We received a beautiful woman
Yes!
We looked for her in Ukazaki city, but...
There wasn't a single beautiful woman in Ukazaki city
That's not true
So...
Let's welcome them in!
Thank you!
Hello!
Oh, hello!
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for touching you.
You really are a beautiful woman!
I really prepared a beautiful woman for you, but...
Oh, you're more beautiful than I thought.
That's the biggest problem.
But you're wearing a beautiful woman.
I'm wearing a beautiful woman.
Are you two up for it?
We're up for it!
It's a little too high.
It's floating.
I'm Mizuha Shiraishi.
Nice to meet you!
I'm Misaki Katorio.
Nice to meet you!
What can I do for you?
Can you show me?
You're wearing earrings.
I can see you two are a little nervous.
Can you introduce yourselves?
I'm Toshimin.
What should I call you?
I'm Toshi-chan.
Toshi-chan.
Toshi-chan, Toshi-chan, Toshi-chan...
I can't do this.
I'm done with this.
Where are you from?
If you don't mind...
I'm Dio from Itabugaru.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Dio-chin.
Nice to meet you.
Other conditions are exactly the same as last time.
I'm looking at you, but you don't have to look too much.
I really don't need it.
You're always playing with your computer.
You've all seen it too much.
Do you have such a thing here?
I can't help it because of my voice.
Are you two ready?
OK!
You can eat as much as you like.
Thank you for the meal.
It's delicious.
It's better than last week.
It's totally different from last week.
It hasn't changed at all.
If you two Toshimin and I win, we'll be really rich.
You can eat a little more.
It was a little busier last week, too.
You two pretend to eat silently and don't have to talk, right?
How about you two compared to your own time?
I think it's different in the sense of real trust.
I don't think it's a boob.
You two don't look like you're getting along.
Toshizu!
What did you say?
Did you talk back?
You shouldn't have said that.
I can't say anything back.
But it's already 35 seconds.
What?
That's fast.
I've only eaten 5 cups of it.
Isn't Toshimitsu fast?
Toshimitsu is really fast.
And I don't feel like I'm eating.
It's been a second now, right?
Toshimitsu, you've already eaten 50 cups of it.
That's crazy.
You're eating too much.
You're really eating a lot.
It's not a visual buff, it's a bad debuff.
So it used to be more amazing?
Have you ever done gangsta?
No, I haven't.
Where are you from?
Gunma.
Gunma?
I've been there.
What about Shizuoka?
Shizuoka is next door.
Is there a different one?
There's a transparent one over there.
Gunma?
Shizuoka?
Wait for the answer.
I'm serious about both.
What is Toshimitsu's visual buff?
I'd like to verify the power of beauty.
Can I enjoy more private beauty?
It's not private at all.
It's just that I happen to have a camera.
Toshimitsu's face is in trouble all of a sudden.
Isn't it too strong?
Toshimitsu is running so fast that he can only go back this year.
What is that?
Do you measure it with your right hand?
I'd like to update the vest, so while I'm at it...
Oh, great!
How is it? Your stomach and mental condition, which you've just updated a lot.
It's kind of painful. It's really painful, but...
I'm still able to say, "Let's do our best!"
Oh!
But you said you'd go around the bottom, so it's rude, right?
Oh, I guess it didn't suit your taste.
No, no, no, it's totally okay.
Okay?
It's okay.
Hang in there.
I'll do my best, I'll do my best.
Can I do a really serious analysis?
But if there's a girl next to you, you don't want to create a silent space, do you?
While you're eating it awkwardly, you'll say, "Oh, I'm eating it now," so...
That's true.
You're using up your waiting time, so it's fast and you eat a lot, don't you think?
You had a weird face last time when you didn't say anything!
I really did.
Even if you study it in the U.S., you'll say it later.
It's good, isn't it? While you're doing that, you can talk and stay connected, right?
That's right.
What's your favorite food?
Hamburg steaks, curry, and omelet rice.
That's crazy!
Hamburg steaks, curry, and omelet rice.
Do you make them yourself?
I do.
You make them?
Yes!
Wow!
71.
It's the same now!
71!
What?
Ryo-kun, are you updating it?
I'm updating it now!
Wow!
It's easy!
Oh, no!
Why? Why?
Why?
Oh, no!
No!
Hey...
Let me eat your finger!
I'm sorry.
I'm tearing it up.
I drew it very well!
You two are wearing cute swimsuits today.
How do you like it?
In the end, we can't see it very well.
I don't know if we can see it.
I can see your face.
How do you like my swimsuit?
I didn't mean to pass you.
But you made me laugh.
I know.
I thought so, too.
It's really cute.
But you know...
I know.
I'm reflecting.
Give it back to me.
You two are wearing cute swimsuits today.
How do you like it?
What?
Oh, you two.
Ryo and Shimizu.
How do you like it?
In the end, we can't see it very well.
I don't know if we can see it.
What are you talking about?
I didn't mean to pass you.
I didn't notice it because I was so excited.
How do you like my cute swimsuit?
Thank you.
It's hard for me, too.
It's full of meat.
No, it's not.
I'm hungry now.
Ninety!
Alright! Alright!
If you're going to give up, make sure you ask if you can give up.
I don't want to do it. I want it over with.
Two more.
Two?
Two more.
I'll do it.
You'll do it?
She's so stubborn.
I'm sorry!
She's stubborn.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Ninety-two feels kind of gross, doesn't it?
Shut up, Musumen!
Shut up!
It's the same.
You're right. It's just right.
That's also a complicated element, isn't it?
Please stop it.
Yeah, I'm thinking, "Please stop it first."
I'm going to push through now.
Whoa!
Wow!
I'm going to catch up with you.
It hurts a little.
Ninety-three.
Oh, I can see it now.
She's making me look like a hundred now.
If you go for a hundred, you'll get something, right?
That's right.
I'll get a handshake.
That's right.
That's actually a motivation in itself, but...
A handshake or...
MisaMera, will you prepare a handshake for me?
I'll prepare a handshake for you.
No, I won't.
Then what do you want?
What do you want me to do for you?
Say it.
I'm a little curious about what you want me to say.
It's something I can get from MisaMera, right?
Yeah.
With a DVD.
Whoa!
MisaMera's.
How is it?
Oh, oh, oh, okay!
I found you, Ryota.
You're a good boy.
You're a good boy, and you're talking to me like that.
Why don't you cheer for me a little bit, too?
What do you want me to do for you?
Should I say something like "kamesennin" or something like that?
Isn't that a gyaru's underwear?
That's great!
Nice pace!
You can do it!
Wow, you're good!
That's great!
You're good!
That's great!
Wow, you're cute!
You're good!
You're doing great!
Wow, you're great!
That's great!
You did it!
Stop!
That's great!
Is it true?
Is it true, Ryo-san? It's still there.
That's great!
Stop!
Okay, Ryo-san, you got 100 points.
That's great!
You can definitely pass high school.
You can't pass this year.
That's right.
I want to get a certificate as soon as possible.
That's great!
Toshi-chan, Toshi-chan, it's Toshi-chan!
The dark Toshi-chan!
- I'm not lying! - You're not lying, right?
It's only 800 yen, right?
The landing point is different when you look at it from a different point of view, today.
You came here, right?
- You came here and sat down. - That's because you said "oh"!
- Now, we've lined up 100 yen, Toshimi-san. - Then, hurry up and put it in.
- Oh! - Put it in.
- Put it in! - Put it in!
- Poi! - Poi?
- What? - Put it in!
- Good job, Yuchi. - Good job.
What is this?
- Now, we've put it in! - Yes!
- Good job, Yuchi! - What?
- Is there a chance that one of the limits is different? - It's different, isn't it?
- It's not easy. - Put it in.
- Even if you call your father, it won't go in. - Even if you call your father, it won't go in, right?
- I'm sorry. - Please go in.
- Amazing. - Two.
- I'll put in one more. - Oh!
- Can you put it in just once? - Please put it in just once.
- Good! - Good, good.
- I'm sorry. - Are you okay?
Stop!
Time's up!
- Thank you for the food! - Thank you for the food!
Time's up!
- Now, the results are... - Soshimitsu, who had 65 cups last time, has 103 cups.
- If... - Ryo-san, who had 70 cups last time, has 100 cups.
- Yes. - Yes.
Are you all cowards?!
That was scary.
Don't make me say it's scary!
There was a girl next to you last time, too, you know.
- I'm serious. - I'm serious.
I can't believe it. This is really...
a strange discovery!
I really want you to believe me.
I used to have a limit of 70 before.
Yeah, really.
Didn't you let go of your hand before for this video?
Yeah, it's really different.
Does that mean that if a beautiful woman is next to you, you will have 1.67 times more power than usual?
That's right.
Yes, I can't say that.
I see.
Then you should stay with me all the time.
That's right.
Men like women.
Well, but...
I'm glad you're a man who can show off in front of women.
On the contrary.
No, it was cool.
After all, I found out that you can do your best when you have a beautiful woman, so let's do our best from now on.
goodbye.
Thank you very much.